Subverts Expectations - Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Regular price $19.99

One day, just a few months ago, I was on my way to my buddy Pete’s house when I decided to stop for tacos. The funny thing was, I had eaten tacos for dinner the night before. Plus, I was supposed to go out for burritos with a friend later that night - which, I know, are not the same thing as tacos. But as far as food types go, they’re definitely in the same genre. Anyhow, I was running late, so I decided to eat the tacos while I was driving to Pete’s - which isn’t safe, kids. Don’t do that. And I ended up getting taco sauce all over my new pants … the very pants that I had been planning to wear to get burritos later that night!

Pretty crazy, huh?

Oh … wait. Were you expecting me to describe the shirt here? I mean, that’s a pretty limited way to view a “description” section, isn’t it? It makes me feel as though you lack the ability to see the true artistic potential of this entire descriptive area.

Very well. For the normies and literalists out there, we have brought in a last minute replacement to appease you with the sizing information. Plus this shirt is made out of high quality cotton. Plus, it’s distantly related to your favorite fictional TV/movie/book character.

This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.