In this crazy, mixed-up world, we all need someone to rely on. Someone to look to for wisdom and spiritual insight.
Good luck with that. In the meantime, here’s Pander Bear. He’s sweet. He’s cuddly. He’s nuanced. And he is totally, completely in support of what everyone is in support of right now. Just so long as you keep buying, he’ll stay on-message in a vague-but-empathetic way. Because Pander Bear cares. For now.