Mount Doom 5k - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

Regular price $19.99

Some people bring an army.

Some bring their gardener and an emaciated weirdo with multiple personalities.

And some people sign up for a community fun run.

But the one thing that's certain is that no one simply walks into Mordor.

Show off your souvenir t-shirt from the Mordor 5K. But don't wear it around Faramir - he does keto and Crossfit and you'll be lucky to get out of there by Mid-year's Day.

(Note: March 25 is the day Frodo destroyed the one ring. Be sure to assume an air of smug superiority when mentioning it to others. People love that.)