Some people bring an army.
Some bring their gardener and an emaciated weirdo with multiple personalities.
And some people sign up for a community fun run.
But the one thing that's certain is that no one simply walks into Mordor.
Show off your souvenir t-shirt from the Mordor 5K. But don't wear it around Faramir - he does keto and Crossfit and you'll be lucky to get out of there by Mid-year's Day.
(Note: March 25 is the day Frodo destroyed the one ring. Be sure to assume an air of smug superiority when mentioning it to others. People love that.)
